Monday, 21 January 2013

John Lee Hooker Delivers A Booming Right Hook To That Pompous ASS Richard Dawkins. . .

Herewith my parody song version of John Lee Hooker's 'Boom Boom' as inspired by Richard Dawkins demanding that I learn to scan, and a memorable scene from the latest James Bond movie 'Skyfall'.

Tweet tweet tweet tweet
I'm gonna shoot you right down,
Right offa your Tweet
Learn to scan your brain,
Put you on my blog

Tweet tweet tweet tweet
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

I love to see you Tweet,
Up and down the street
When you Tweeting to me,
That crazy talk
I like it like that
Whoa, yeah!
Talk that talk, Tweet those Tweets

When you Tweet those Tweets,
And talk that talk,
And Twitter in my ear,
Tell me to learn to scan
I love that talk
When you talk like that,
I knocks you out,
Right off of your Tweet
Hoo hoo hoo
Talk that talk, and Tweet those Tweets!



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Tuesday, 15 January 2013

The Battle Hymn Of The Republic Is Hereby Intelligently ReDesigned aka Transmogrified Into A Battle Hymn To Impugn Dick. . .

Dick as in that pompous ASS aka Atheist Supremacist Spokesperson Richard Dawkins. . .

Without further ado here is my brand spanking new parody song version of famous Unitarian Julia Ward Howe's 'The Battle Hymn Of The Republic', which is itself an Intelligent (Re)Design aka "ReModeling" of 'John Brown's Body'. . .

'A Battle Hymn To Impugn Dick'

Dick's eyes have seen the glory of my funning of his wrongs.
He is whining 'bout the scansion of 'The Atheist Supremacist's Song';
He hath loosed the fateful Twitt'ring of his foolishly swift words:
His Tweets seem mighty dumb.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Dick's Tweets seem mighty dumb.

I have seen Dick spout the back-fires of a hundred foolish rants,
I have builded Dick this blog post which kicks him in the pants;
I can read the pompous "sentence" of Dick blaring "Learn to scan."
Dick's head will soon explode.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Dick's head will soon explode.

I have penned a funny gospel with some furnished words that steal*:
"As ye deal with God's believers, so with you my songs shall deal;
Let this writer, born of woman, mock Dick Dawkins with some zeal,
Dick's "Truth" is just plain wrong.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Dick's "Truth" is just plain wrong.

Dick has sounded forth with Tweets then has beaten a retreat;
He is sifting out those Tweets of his before his public sees ('em):
Oh, be swift, my Tweets, to answer Dick! Be jubilant, my Tweets!
Our God is watching on.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is watching on.

On the Island of the Limeys Dick was born across the sea,
With a story in his grey cells that disfigures you and me:
As he's tried to make men Atheists, let us try to make Dick see,
That God is watching on.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is watching on.

Dick's Tweeting quite the story 'bout the scansion of my song,
He is foolish to say "stolen", He's a sucker and he's wrong,
So his mouth shall be his footstool, and these Tweets of mine his gong,
Our God is watching on.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is watching on.



* From Gilbert & Sullivan's 'The Major General's song.
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Monday, 14 January 2013

The Magic Of The Reality That Evolutionary Biologist Richard Dawkins Is A "Less Than Bright" Bright Who Does Not *Appreciate* Parody & Satire

To say nothing of the fact that Richard Dawkins is quite evidently not "Bright" enough to understand and appreciate the fact that *some* William S. Gilbert lyrics in 'The Major General's Song', such as

"I know the scientific names of beings animalculous,"

for *example*. . . are actually perfectly applicable to this world famous evolutionary biologist, and thus did not need to be changed aka mutated aka evolved aka Intelligently ReDesigned. . . one iota, in my parody version of Gilbert & Sullivan's 'The Major General's Song' known as 'The Atheist Supremacist's Song'.

I mean what *was* Richard Dawkins thinking when he brazenly and quite foolishly accused me of plagiarism of William S. Gilbert's lyrics in Tweeting -

"Even your rhymes were stolen directly from Gilbert."

Doh!

It seems that Richard Dawkins is truly a man of great faith, indeed a man of remarkably *blind* faith.

Not such a bright Bright that Richard Dawkins. . .

Without further ado, here is the Twitter thread in question -


  1. haha, learn to scan! “:  Learn to scan. If you even know the meaning of the word.”
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  2. 11 Jan
     Oh wait! Is it possible that  meant "learn to scan" like in that old  film? ;-)
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  3. 11 Jan
      Heh heh perhaps
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  4. 11 Jan
     I wonder who  would want me to scan then? ;-) In any case, as I just Tweeted to Richard, it's not really my style...
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  5. 11 Jan
     I just thought it funny his reply was to critique ur scansion. Classic. That was 1 of the great film scenes of my childhood btw
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  6. 11 Jan
     I loved that  condescending response from . It just serves to prove my point that he's a  ASS! ;-)
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  7. 15h
      ...however, u did go out of ur way to give him an unsolicited insult. I dont think his response was pompous
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  8. 1h
     It was typically  & , and thus somewhat ... for  to say "if you even know the meaning".
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  Your replies showed that, amazingly, you DIDN'T know what scan means. Even your rhymes were stolen directly from Gilbert.
7:38 AM - 13 Jan 13 · 

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      ROTFLMU*UO! Richard old boy, DO learn to recognize  and . If you even know the meaning of those two words.
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  2. 11m
      This reply shows that, not so amazingly, you DIDN'T know that the few rhymes "stolen directly from Gilbert" fit well.
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  3. 42s
      I mean you *DO* "know the  names of beings " don't you Richard?  
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The Magic Of The Reality That Richard Dawkins Is A Pretentious Pompous ASS. . .

I had a little bit of fun @RichardDawkins expense over the weekend.

The Charles Simonyi Chair in the Public Understanding of Science at the University of Oxford, and pompous ASS (as in Atheist Supremacist Spokesperson), proved to be rather "less than scientific" in his two Tweets responding to a Tweet that I had posted calling his attention to my parody version of Gilbert & Sullivan's 'The Major General's Song' known as 'The Atheist Supremacist's Song'. . .

Richard Dawkins had posted a Tweet urging his Twitter followers to follow Daniel Dennett, who he described as "unpretentious" and someone who "works hard to be understood". Unlike Richard Dawkins himself of course, who is often quite pretentious, and who quite often goes out of his way to be offensive towards God believing people. . . I responded to this Tweet by graciously providing a link to 'The Atheist Supremacist's Song'. Richard responded to that Tweet by quite pretentiously and "less than clearly" saying -

"Learn to scan. If you even know the meaning of the word."

Of course the word "scan" has a variety of different meanings and I wasn't *quite* sure which meaning Richard Dawkins meant since, in his all too typical arrogance and pompousness and pretentiousness he had not worked very hard to be understood. . .

Without further ado here are the initial Tweets in question. . .

I will deal with Richard Dawkins' second pretentious, and indeed rather stupid, Tweet to me in a separate blog post entitled -

'The Magic Of The Reality That Evolutionary Biologist Richard Dawkins Is A "Less Than Bright" Bright Who Does Not *Appreciate* Parody & Satire'. . .

Enjoy!

  1. Follow . One of the world's premier intellectuals, but unpretentious and he works hard to be understood.
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  2. 6h
      Do enjoy my  version of a famous Gilbert & Sullivan song Richard.  
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 Learn to scan. If you even know the meaning of the word.
12:55 PM - 11 Jan 13 · 

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  1. 4h
      I do like the term Atheist Supremacist though, regardless of how impossible it is to read that blog.
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  2. 1h
     Well, like a good number of words, scan has several different meaning Richard. I'm not sure how any apply to my parody song.
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  3. 1h
     You can thank , and some of his partners in crime such as P. Z. Myers, for inspiring the term Atheist Supremacist
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  4. 1h
     Richard, thanks for so thoughtlessly providing evidence supporting my contention that you're anything but unpretentious. :-)
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  5. 45m
      This web page with 'The  's Song'  might be easier on your eyes 
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  6. 3m
     Richard old boy. Is *this* what you meant in saying "learn to scan"? It's not really my style actually.
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     I *did* say "I am open to suggestions for improvements." Here  If you can make it scan better go for it.
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"'cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. . ."

Led Zeppelin - 'Stairway To Heaven' ;-)


This Scantastic video clip showing someone who learned to scan courtesy of famous Canadian film director David Cronenberg. ;-)
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