Greek Orthodox Priests & Armenian Monks Brawling At The Church Of The Nativity In Bethlehem Inspire A Brand-Spanking New Christmas Carol. . .

Here are my new lyrics for 'Deck The Halls' inspired by this incident.

Clock their heads with brooms of folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be brawly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our black apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Droll the crazy YouTube video,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the bloody fools before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike their foes and join the ruckus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry laughter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of this disaster,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye cads and asses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fight we clerics, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the video camera. . .
Fa la la la la, la la la la