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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Coors Light Beer Is Apparently Colder Than Most People From Toronto



Molson Coors Canada apparently forgot to warn consumers that Coors Light pseudo beer is a lot pissier than most people from Toronto too!

Yes, Occam's Zweihander just *had* to weigh in on the "not cool" Coors Light billboard advertising campaign that advertised Coors Light pseudo-beer as -

COLDER THAN MOST PEOPLE FROM TORONTO

Here are some "truth in advertising" Coors Light billboard ad slogans that I just submitted in a comment to the National Post article about this matter -

PISSIER THAN MOST PEOPLE FROM TORONTO

CLOSER TO WATER THAN MOST PEOPLE FROM TORONTO

MORE TASTELESS THAN MOST PEOPLE FROM TORONTO

etc. etc. etc.

Courtesy of a proud Montrealer. :-)