This is a journey upon which we shall make some remarkable discoveries concerning that Trumped up realm that is part of U.S. politics this very moment.
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This is #FakeNews.
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Hey this is a fake.
Please let me introduce you to a brand new idea,
It ain't from Kim Jong Un, 'cause it don't come from North Korea.
I won't charge you for this tip, but you can take it to the bank,
and when your whole life starts to run aground, you'll know who to thank.
Thank God for POTUS Donald Trump, will be the first thing you'll say,
when you're jumping out of bed, at the start of every day.
You'll be dropping to your knees while you're calling out my name,
saying thank you, thank you, thank you,
and you'll bless the day I became your President.
Which up to this point, has been a Big Fat Joke,
that I'm playing on the GOP, but now it's time you awoke
from this "scream" that I've been having, and confront reality.
So shut your phone for one minute, pay attention to me.
Say what?
Pay attention. Say what?
Pay attention. Say what?
Pay attention. Say what?
Pay attention. Say what?
Pay attention.
Cuz I am going to reveal the secret of my success,
so now you can share in my continued crappiness.
You will know the bullshit schemes of all the banksters so bold
and every Tweet that I Tweet will turn to pure comedic gold.
It's an easy four word sentence,
that's the key to all my dreams,
so from now on you won't have to worry about my complex schemes.
Your life will be a video game that I will always win,
and for every dollar that you spend, "The Fed" will print out ten.
Now I know you are starting to say,
"Why don't you stop beating up on HRC?"
Well I'll "get" her when I "get" her,
there ain't no Tweeting fee.
Cuz the Tweets I'm trying to write contain my whole philosophy.
So read the Tweets I Tweet to you, and ReTweet them after me.
"Truth" IS out of style (out of style) (Say what?)
"Truth" IS out of style (out of style) (Say what?)
"Truth" IS out of style (out of style) (Say what?)
"Truth" IS out of style (out of style) (Say what?)
"Truth" IS out of style. . .
Won't you tell them what your game is?
I read what you are Tweeting, POTUS Donald J. Trump, exactly how
did you come to the conclusion that "Truth" is out of style?
Well I was on my way to Tweet one day when I spied a Russian ship,
the CIA abducted me and took me on a trip,
to a secret Cuban base in Guantanamo Bay,
I met a real nice lady there name Kellyanne CONway.
The Truth is not an obstacle for someone such as me, she said,
because you see we frauds create our own reality,
and IF a question should arise
the best thing we can say is,
"Don't worry, be happy, there's #AlternativeFacts."
Well I thanked her very kindly for her excellent advice.
She said she'd bill me later at a reasonable price.
Then the Russians hacked the vote, and put me in the White House,
but I could not post a Tweet because Biden stole my mouse.
"Truth" IS out of style (out of style)
"Truth" IS out of style (out of style)
"Truth" IS out of style (out of style)
"Truth" IS out of style.
Say what?
You possess the ability to control the movement of the invisible electromagnetic energies of light. You also control a mental power over even the gross physical objects around you. This concept seems fantastic, yet it has been proven.
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