The Battle Hymn Of The Republic Is Hereby Intelligently ReDesigned aka Transmogrified Into A Battle Hymn To Impugn Dick. . .

Dick as in that pompous ASS aka Atheist Supremacist Spokesperson Richard Dawkins. . .

Without further ado here is my brand spanking new parody song version of famous Unitarian Julia Ward Howe's 'The Battle Hymn Of The Republic', which is itself an Intelligent (Re)Design aka "ReModeling" of 'John Brown's Body'. . .

'A Battle Hymn To Impugn Dick'

Dick's eyes have seen the glory of my funning of his wrongs.
He is whining 'bout the scansion of 'The Atheist Supremacist's Song';
He hath loosed the fateful Twitt'ring of his foolishly swift words:
His Tweets seem mighty dumb.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Dick's Tweets seem mighty dumb.

I have seen Dick spout the back-fires of a hundred foolish rants,
I have builded Dick this blog post which kicks him in the pants;
I can read the pompous "sentence" of Dick blaring "Learn to scan."
Dick's head will soon explode.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Dick's head will soon explode.

I have penned a funny gospel with some furnished words that steal*:
"As ye deal with God's believers, so with you my songs shall deal;
Let this writer, born of woman, mock Dick Dawkins with some zeal,
Dick's "Truth" is just plain wrong.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Dick's "Truth" is just plain wrong.

Dick has sounded forth with Tweets then has beaten a retreat;
He is sifting out those Tweets of his before his public sees ('em):
Oh, be swift, my Tweets, to answer Dick! Be jubilant, my Tweets!
Our God is watching on.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is watching on.

On the Island of the Limeys Dick was born across the sea,
With a story in his grey cells that disfigures you and me:
As he's tried to make men Atheists, let us try to make Dick see,
That God is watching on.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is watching on.

Dick's Tweeting quite the story 'bout the scansion of my song,
He is foolish to say "stolen", He's a sucker and he's wrong,
So his mouth shall be his footstool, and these Tweets of mine his gong,
Our God is watching on.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is watching on.



* From Gilbert & Sullivan's 'The Major General's song.

The Magic Of The Reality That Evolutionary Biologist Richard Dawkins Is A "Less Than Bright" Bright Who Does Not *Appreciate* Parody & Satire

To say nothing of the fact that Richard Dawkins is quite evidently not "Bright" enough to understand and appreciate the fact that *some* William S. Gilbert lyrics in 'The Major General's Song', such as

"I know the scientific names of beings animalculous,"

for *example*. . . are actually perfectly applicable to this world famous evolutionary biologist, and thus did not need to be changed aka mutated aka evolved aka Intelligently ReDesigned. . . one iota, in my parody version of Gilbert & Sullivan's 'The Major General's Song' known as 'The Atheist Supremacist's Song'.

I mean what *was* Richard Dawkins thinking when he brazenly and quite foolishly accused me of plagiarism of William S. Gilbert's lyrics in Tweeting -

"Even your rhymes were stolen directly from Gilbert."

Doh!

It seems that Richard Dawkins is truly a man of great faith, indeed a man of remarkably *blind* faith.

Not such a bright Bright that Richard Dawkins. . .

Without further ado, here is the Twitter thread in question -

1. Gordo Clayton ‏@Lopf

   haha, learn to scan! “@RichardDawkins: @RobinEdgar Learn to scan. If you even know the meaning of the word.”

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2. 11 JanRobin Edgar ‏@RobinEdgar

   @Lopf Oh wait! Is it possible that @RichardDawkins meant "learn to scan" like in that old #DavidCronenberg film? ;-)http://youtube.com/watch?v=YI3NoBeNwfk …

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3. 11 JanGordo Clayton ‏@Lopf

   @RobinEdgar @richarddawkins Heh heh perhaps

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4. 11 JanRobin Edgar ‏@RobinEdgar

   @Lopf I wonder who @RichardDawkins would want me to scan then? ;-) In any case, as I just Tweeted to Richard, it's not really my style...

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   11 JanGordo Clayton ‏@Lopf

   @RobinEdgar I just thought it funny his reply was to critique ur scansion. Classic. That was 1 of the great film scenes of my childhood btw

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6. 11 JanRobin Edgar ‏@RobinEdgar

   @Lopf I loved that #pretentious condescending response from @RichardDawkins. It just serves to prove my point that he's a #pompous ASS! ;-)

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7. 15hGordo Clayton ‏@Lopf

   @RobinEdgar @richarddawkins ...however, u did go out of ur way to give him an unsolicited insult. I dont think his response was pompous

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8. 1hRobin Edgar ‏@RobinEdgar

   @Lopf It was typically #arrogant & #condescending, and thus somewhat #pompous... for @RichardDawkins to say "if you even know the meaning".

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Richard DawkinsVerified‏@RichardDawkins

@RobinEdgar @Lopf Your replies showed that, amazingly, you DIDN'T know what scan means. Even your rhymes were stolen directly from Gilbert.

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1. 47mRobin Edgar ‏@RobinEdgar

   @RichardDawkins @Lopf ROTFLMU*UO! Richard old boy, DO learn to recognize #parody and #satire. If you even know the meaning of those two words.

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2. 11mRobin Edgar ‏@RobinEdgar

   @RichardDawkins @Lopf This reply shows that, not so amazingly, you DIDN'T know that the few rhymes "stolen directly from Gilbert" fit well.

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3. 42sRobin Edgar ‏@RobinEdgar

   @RichardDawkins @Lopf I mean you *DO* "know the #scientific names of beings #animalculous" don't you Richard? http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/gilbertsullivan0.shtml … #biology

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