Herewith my parody song version of John Lee Hooker's 'Boom Boom' as inspired by Richard Dawkins demanding that I learn to scan, and a memorable scene from the latest James Bond movie 'Skyfall'.
When you Tweet those Tweets,
And talk that talk,
And Twitter in my ear, Tell me to learn to scan
I love that talk
When you talk like that,
I knocks you out,
Right off of your Tweet
Hoo hoo hoo
Talk that talk, and Tweet those Tweets!
Richard Dawkins had posted a Tweet urging his Twitter followers to follow Daniel Dennett, who he described as "unpretentious" and someone who "works hard to be understood". Unlike Richard Dawkins himself of course, who is often quite pretentious, and who quite often goes out of his way to be offensive towards God believing people. . . I responded to this Tweet by graciously providing a link to 'The Atheist Supremacist's Song'. Richard responded to that Tweet by quite pretentiously and "less than clearly" saying -
"Learn to scan. If you even know the meaning of the word."
Of course the word "scan" has a variety of different meanings and I wasn't *quite* sure which meaning Richard Dawkins meant since, in his all too typical arrogance and pompousness and pretentiousness he had not worked very hard to be understood. . .
Without further ado here are the initial Tweets in question. . .
I will deal with Richard Dawkins' second pretentious, and indeed rather stupid, Tweet to me in a separate blog post entitled -
In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm
Richard Dawkins
Robin Edgar 
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