Greek Orthodox Priests & Armenian Monks Brawling At The Church Of The Nativity In Bethlehem Inspire A Brand-Spanking New Christmas Carol. . .

Here are my new lyrics for 'Deck The Halls' inspired by this incident.

Clock their heads with brooms of folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be brawly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our black apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Droll the crazy YouTube video,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the bloody fools before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike their foes and join the ruckus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry laughter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of this disaster,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye cads and asses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fight we clerics, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the video camera. . .
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Anti-Theist Richard Dawkins Would Be A Theist Today If He Had Access To The Direct Personal *Knowledge* Of God That Jesus Had Thousands Of Years Ago

To say nothing of *IF* the remarkably pompous Atheist Supremacist Spokesperson (aka pompous ASS) Richard Dawkins had access to the direct personal *knowledge* of God that psychotherapist Carl Gustav Jung, the alleged "dangerously deranged psycho-sociopath" your's truly, and numerous other modern people had, and still have. . .



Without further ado, or indeed "to do", here is the comment that I just posted to the RAW Story blog post titled - Richard Dawkins: ‘Jesus would have been an atheist’ - in which Richard Dawkin's is quoted as saying:

"Somebody as intelligent as Jesus would have been an atheist if he had known what we know today."

My comment -

How ironic...

The devout fundamentalist atheist, if not Atheist Supremacist... Richard Dawkins would be a Theist today if he had access to the direct personal *knowledge* of God that Jesus and other prophets had thousands of years ago, and many other human beings have today in the 21st century. Richard Dawkins' facile dismissal of religious experience in 'The God Delusion' etc. is "less than scientific" and looks a lot like sheer willful ignorance.

There is lots of positive evidence for the existence of God if one responsibly investigates religious experience but most scientists refuse to do so. In fact the self-described Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal (CSICOP) point blank refused to scientifically investigate my own claimed revelatory experience of God when I challenged them to do so. Indeed they lamely and quite ludicrously claimed that they do not actually engage in the scientific investigation of religious experiences. Doh! That *might* explain why they have apparently changed their name to the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry (CSI pronounced *sigh*). . . I can't help but wonder if I am responsible for that name change. Maybe I should send them another email inviting them to engage in some "skeptical inquiry" into my profound revelatory religious experience and the messages that resulted from it.

For a scientist Richard Dawkins sure likes to wallow in apparently quite willful ignorance when it comes to contemporary religious experience and other positive evidence for the existence of God, such as evidence that strongly suggests Intelligent Design in the Universe.

WALL STREET WANTS TO OCCUPY URANUS

Is the less than politically correct Occupy Wall Street picket sign slogan that I thought up earlier today. . .

A Google search for

"WALL STREET WANTS TO OCCUPY URANUS"

assured me that no one had posted any such picket sign slogan to the internet yet, so I can reasonably assume that I am the first to come up with it.

I intend to make a picket sign with that slogan and display it at the Occupy Montreal protest tomorrow and over the coming days.


Wall Street Sign Photograph Author: Ramy Majouji

Fundamentalist Atheist Asshole P. Z. Myers Gets One Of Those Billboard Advertisements From God By Way Of The Joliet Jackhammers. . .

In a blog post title 'Real Sign Real Poll' on his Pharyngula blog fundamentalist atheist ASS* professor P. Z. Myers comments on a Chigago Tribune article titled 'God wants you to buy baseball tickets?' and subtitled 'Joliet JackHammers tickets specifically, billboard says'. Yes it would appear that the Joliet Jackhammers baseball team in Illinois has taken a cue from those religiously motivated billboard ad campaigns which have "messages from God" on the billboard and have created a billboard ad saying -

"BUY JACKHAMMERS TICKETS TODAY." - GOD

P.Z. makes a valid point about how Joliet Councilwoman Jan Hallums, and no doubt other people, consider this humorous and somewhat irreverent billboard ad campaign to be "in very poor taste".

Herewith some "fair use" of P.Z.'s words -

"I wonder if Quillman felt the same way about the serious billboard campaign that had God announcing his will and intentions? There was one that read, "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game -God." Was that in poor taste? It seems to me that many people think it's perfectly alright to put words in their imaginary deity's mouth as long as it sounds serious and respectful, no matter what it may be."

It occurs to me that the copywriter of the billboard ad may well have been familiar with that "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game -God." billboard ad and is referencing it, if not parodying it, in the Joliet Jackhammers billboard ad.

P.Z. Myers concludes his blog post in typical fundamentalist atheist style by saying -

"Since it appropriately trivializes the foolishness of claiming that a god speaks, I had to vote no. Keep it up!"

Why is it foolishness to claim that a god or indeed *The* God speaks?

Surely if God exists and, like Carl Jung, I can very honestly say that I *know* God exists, God has the capability to communicate in various ways, including (pun intended) the use of *sign language*. . . Pretty much every god imagined or *real* has the ability to speak, or otherwise communicate with human beings, as the Bible, Koran, and numerous other religious scriptures and "mythology" make abundantly clear. So there is nothing particularly foolish about claiming that a god speaks. Nope. In his typical close-minded fundamentalist atheist world-view P. Z. Myers quite evidently fervently believes that it is pure foolishness for people to believe in the mere existence of *any* god whatsoever, ergo it is foolishness to claim that any god speaks.

Since P. Z. Myers has proven himself to be something of an obnoxious asshole with his anti-religious ranting on his Pharyngula blog I have decided to "honor" him today by creating my own parody version of the Joliet Jackhammers billboard ad.


* ASS = Atheist Supremacist Spokesperson

Joseph Stalin Is Arguably *THE* Most Unpleasant Communist In All Atheism. . .

Just saying. . .

The Funniest Nigerian Scam Email aka Nigerian Fraud Email I Have Ever Received!

Of course it could get that much funnier after I respond to this Nigerian Scam Advance-Fee Fraud email. . . ;-)


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Coors Light Beer Is Apparently Colder Than Most People From Toronto

Molson Coors Canada apparently forgot to warn consumers that Coors Light pseudo beer is a lot pissier than most people from Toronto too!

Yes, Occam's Zweihander just *had* to weigh in on the "not cool" Coors Light billboard advertising campaign that advertised Coors Light pseudo-beer as -

COLDER THAN MOST PEOPLE FROM TORONTO

Here are some "truth in advertising" Coors Light billboard ad slogans that I just submitted in a comment to the National Post article about this matter -

PISSIER THAN MOST PEOPLE FROM TORONTO

CLOSER TO WATER THAN MOST PEOPLE FROM TORONTO

MORE TASTELESS THAN MOST PEOPLE FROM TORONTO

etc. etc. etc.

Courtesy of a proud Montrealer. :-)